I am single. I don’t know if you’ve heard that yet.
And sometimes I gets me down. Fact. That is NOT today though. Today I am writing you to tell you that there are moments of SUCH AWESOME when you’re single. Like Oprah “Ah-Hah” moments but usually involving wine and questionable morals.
1. Target Wine Cubes.
This little beauty holds FOUR bottles of wine, and lasts for a month. Say good-bye to the nights of not opening a bottle of wine because your concerned about having to finish a whole bottle alone, that’s a lot of wine my friend . You don’t need to. You can dispense at your convenience AND it tastes great. What more can you ask for? This should be re-marketed as single girl wine.
2. Movie Night.
Would you like to know what I’ve been watching on Netflix lately? I will tell you… Friday Night Lights interspersed with romantic comedies interspersed with 19th Century Period Piece Featuring a Strong Female lead (Thanks for that label Netflix.) I watch what I want. I don’t have to compromise four viewings of Rocky or Blood Sport to watch “The November Issue”. Chick flicks reign supreme in this house. Single girl FTW.
Want a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner? DO IT. Want a salad? GO FOR IT. You don’t have to consult anyone. You don’t have to make anything to please anyone but you. If you’re crazing mozzarella and tomatoes.. that’s dinner. Fuck yeah being single.
Seriously girls, we’re not going to be single long. Have you MET us? We’re bad ass women. That’s fact. We might as well look forward to some special single girl things while we can. Be present in the season you are in. It will make the next phase sweeter, promise.