And if one more person says “He’ll be here when he’s ready.” I might throw something at their heads. I am tired. I am uncomfortable. The idea of crawling into bed last night? MADE ME CRY because it is so uncomfortable and I toss-and-turn all night feeling miserable. As I sit here currently I have a shooting pain in my back that just won’t go away. I’m grouchy. I’m just done.
Today is my last day of work before I begin my maternity leave, which is super exciting. It also kind of freaks me out because he could be here anytime from today to… let’s see… four weeks from today. If I am here in four weeks with child in my belly and not in my arms I might actually lose my shit. So my plan for my maternity leave is to do an entire list of things that are meant to put people into labor. I will eat only spicy food and whole pineapples while walking many miles around town and drinking raspberry tea. Then in the evening I will bounce non-stop on an exercise ball while nonchalantly stimulating my nipples. Basically Miles is getting his eviction notice.
Size of baby: 38 weeks means about 7 lbs and the size of a leek.